Mental Hospital

In a "Mental Hospital", a journalist asked the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a patient or not?

Doctor: Well, We'd fill a bathtub with water and give the patient a teaspoon, a glass and a bucket ask them to empty the bathtub. Depending on what they use to empty the bathtub, we would determine whether the patient was a normal person or whether to admit.

Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger so it empties faster.

Dr: "No, A normal person would pull the drain plug!! Please go to bed No.38; We will start further investigations"...

You also thought about the bucket didn't you?..... please go to bed 40�� because I am on bed 39...
Hurry up and forward there are many more free beds available...