Bwege

BWEGE Ni BWEGE Tu Katoroka Kazini, Wakati BOSS Hayupo Ofisini, Akaenda Nyumbani Kwake Akamkuta BOSS Wake Kalala Na MKE Wake, Akarudi KAZINI Fasta Akamwambia Mwenzake, DUUH Nimemkuta BOSS NYUMBANI Kwangu KALALA Na MKE Wangu, Ila Nashukuru Hajaniona, Nimenyata Nikarudi Kazini Maana Angejua Kama Nilitoroka KAZINI Ingekuwa MSALA. Je! Unacho Cha Kumshauri BWEGE Huyu?

Polisi na jamaa

POLISI: hodi hodi hodi
JAMAA: kimyaaaa
POLISI: hodi hodi hodi
JAMAA: wewe nani?
POLISI: sisi polisi
JAMAA: mnataka nini?
POLISI: kuongea na wewe
JAMAA: kuongea na mimi?
POLISI: ndiyo
JAMAA: mko wangapi?
POLISI: tuko watatu
JAMAA: sasa kama mko watatu si muongeee wenyewe

Mjini mipango nguvu peleka ki jijini kwenu

Mjini mipango nguvu peleka ki jijini kwenu.
Jamaa aliingia saloon na mtoto akanyolewa nywele. Ndevu black fasho. mascrub na mazagazaga kibao.alipomaliza kunyolewa akasema mtoto nae anyolewe. Wakati mtoto anaendelea kunyolewa jamaa akaomba aende dukani kununua vocha. Masaa yakazidi kwenda. Jamaa haonekani. Ikabidi wamuulize yule mtoto. Baba ako kaenda wapi. Mtoto akajibu. Yule sio baba angu. Alinikuta tu njiani akasema twende tukanyolewe bure. ������������

Misemo maarufu

Misemo maarufu ya kwenye daladala za Dar:

1.Yatima hadeki
2.Utamu wa chips mimba
3.Ukitaka kujua ugumu wa kudai kopesha ukweni
4. Usiyempenda kaja
5. Kobe hapimwi joto
6. Acha kazi uone kaz kupata kaz
7. Ukichezea koki utalowa
8. Heshima pesa kipara kovu tu!
9. Mtumbwi hauna saitmira.
9. Silaha pesa bastola mzigo
10. Hata uoge mjini huendi
11. Chezea mshahara usichezee kazi.
12. Ukiona manyoya ujue kishaliwa
13. Ikisimama Panda
14. Pombe pombe tuu kunywea bar mbwebwe
15. Njia ya chooni haioti nyasi
16. Likizo ya maskini ugonjwa
17. When i grow up i want to be a scania
18. Hata bibi alikuwa binti
19. Kisigino hakikai mbele
20. Kama mapenz pesa kaolewe na benki
21. Hata barabara ina matuta lakin huwez panda viazi
22. Mavi hayana miba lakin ukikanyaga lazma uchechemee
23. Paka haishi kwa msela
24. Ukipendwa ujue kuna boya kaachwa
25. Tako nalo lina nywele lakin hazinyolewi
26. Mchana nzi ucku mbu
27. Ucmshangae funza kukata viuno ndio mwendo wake
28. Kama umelipenda(gari) bonyeza nyota liwe lako
29. Supermarket hawauzi mkaa
30. We nisubiri mi nakungoja.

MKE WA KUOA

MKE WA KUOA

Ukitaka majungu oa Mhaya,
Ukitaka mapenzi ya ujanja ujanja na uwizi wa mfukoni oa Mchaga,
Ukitaka uchawi oa Mfipa,
Ukitaka maneno oa Mzenji,
Ukitaka mapishi oa Mtanga,
Ukitaka mume mwenza oa Mzaramo,
Ukiwa na shamba oa Msukuma,
Ukitaka mapenzi ya kuona aibu oa Mhehe,
Ukitaka kubana matumizi oa Mpare,
Ukitaka kisukari oa Mwarabu mara tende mara halua,
Ukitaka kujichanganya oa Mkerewe au Mjita,
Na kama unataka kuwachanganya mtu na dada yake oa Mrangi,
Ukitaka kubishana oa Mnyirmba
Ukitaka kupigana oa Mkuryaa,
Ukitaka kuzaa sana oa Muha,
Ukitaka kubembelezwa na kudanganywa oa Mnyamwezi…:
[6:31PM, 23/02/2015] Africana-HNL: Misemo maarufu ya kwenye daladala za Dar:

1.Yatima hadeki
2.Utamu wa chips mimba
3.Ukitaka kujua ugumu wa kudai kopesha ukweni
4. Usiyempenda kaja
5. Kobe hapimwi joto
6. Acha kazi uone kaz kupata kaz
7. Ukichezea koki utalowa
8. Heshima pesa kipara kovu tu!
9. Mtumbwi hauna saitmira.
9. Silaha pesa bastola mzigo
10. Hata uoge mjini huendi
11. Chezea mshahara usichezee kazi.
12. Ukiona manyoya ujue kishaliwa
13. Ikisimama Panda
14. Pombe pombe tuu kunywea bar mbwebwe
15. Njia ya chooni haioti nyasi
16. Likizo ya maskini ugonjwa
17. When i grow up i want to be a scania
18. Hata bibi alikuwa binti
19. Kisigino hakikai mbele
20. Kama mapenz pesa kaolewe na benki
21. Hata barabara ina matuta lakin huwez panda viazi
22. Mavi hayana miba lakin ukikanyaga lazma uchechemee
23. Paka haishi kwa msela
24. Ukipendwa ujue kuna boya kaachwa
25. Tako nalo lina nywele lakin hazinyolewi
26. Mchana nzi ucku mbu
27. Ucmshangae funza kukata viuno ndio mwendo wake
28. Kama umelipenda(gari) bonyeza nyota liwe lako
29. Supermarket hawauzi mkaa
30. We nisubiri mi nakungoja.

Majukumu ya mama na dada wa kazi

MUME: darl ninakikao mkoani kesho naomba niandalie vitu pls
MKE: dada zile nguo za baba pmj na soksi ulifua?
DADA:ndio nimepanga kabatini. mama anarudi chumbani na kumuomba hubby wakacheki TV sebulen, lkn baada ya muda mama anamuita dada akapange suruali kadhaa na mashati kwa ajili ya safari ya kesho,dada anapanga kila kitu anatoka
MKE: kama tayari hakikisha unarekebisha yale mashuka pale kitandan weka na maji bafuni, dada anafanya na kwenda zake kulala, asubuhi dada anaamka mapema na kuandaa kila kitu ikiwamo na chai, baba anakunywa chai na kutaka kuondoka.
MKE: dada msindikize baba ili ufunge geti sbb bado ni giza
DADA: sawa mama, dada anatoka na begi la baba hadi nje kwavile mkewe yupo ndani , baba anamtaka dada abaki vizuri na watoto, dada anaitika na kusema nawao wanamuombea safari njema. Baada ya muda baba anarudi toka safari
MKE: huku akitabasam, dada si umemuona baba amerudi vipi chakula tayari?
DADA: ndio.
MKE: haya kapange meza vizuri mimi nandaa juice. Baada ya muda wanakula na baba anagundua juice sio nzuri anaamua kuiacha na kusema leo wamesahau kuweka baadhi ya vitu hivyo hataweza kuinywa. Baadae baba anakumbuka kuwa aliacha boxer zake kwenye ndoo ya maji chumban na kufunika mfuniko, anamuuliza mama vipi zile nguo zangu kwenye ndoo zilifuliwa? Maana nilisahau kusema kama zina maji
MKe: dada njoo hapa hivi zile nguo za baba chumbani ulifua?
DADA: ndio mama (lkn hasemi kama alianua na kuweka chumbani kwake akidhan atakunja baada ya kazi kupungua)
MKE: darling zilifuliwa
MUME: na watoto vipi wameshalala?
MKE: anajibu wamelala darl
MUME: vipi dereva wao alifika kuchukua pesa yake?
MKE: dada eti uncle Hassan amechukua pesa yake?
DADA: hapana wamembadilishia gari uncle Hassan amesafiri kwa muda
MKE: tutampatia darl siku akirudi acha dada aendelee kuitunza
MUME: basi vizuri, ehee vipi na tution walienda leo
MKE: ndio walienda (anamgeukia dada, si eti ee walienda si eti)
DADA: hapana Kelvin anaumwa leo siku ya pili nilinunua dawa dukan nimempa lkn hajambo
MKE: anashangaa hee mtoto mgumu huyu kumbe jana alikua mgonjwa halafu wala!!! alikua anacheza tu jamani watoto!! Asante dada umefanya vizuri
MUME: haya mimi niwaache nataka nikapumzike lkn darl nitaomba zile boxer nichome kabla ya kulala sababu zimeanza kuchoka
MKE: anaingia chumbani anafungua kabati na kuzikosa lkn kabla hajajieleza anamuona dada analeta mzigo wa boxer zikiwemo chupi za mama na mataulo
MUME: basi dada zirudishe tutachambua kesho nenda kafanye kazi zako, mume anainuka na  kuelekea kulala, lkn anagundua mke wake alimwaga nguo kitandan wkt anatafuta boxer hivyo anaamua kurudi sebuleni ili aombe kuandaliwa kitanda, kwavile chumba cha dada kipo jiran na chao anagundua dada ameacha mlango wazi, anaamua kuufunga ili mbu wasiingie lkn anaona baadhi ya mashati na suruali zake zikiwa zimenyooshwa na kuwekwa pemben huku kitanda kikiwa kimetandikwa kwa ustadi anaamua kufunga mlango na kutoka, anafika sebuleni anakuta mama anatazama tamthilia anamwambia akatandike kitanda
MKE: dada njoo, (kwa sauti ya kunong'ona) naomba ukatandike kitanda haraka
DADA: tayari nilipeleka viatu vya baba nikaamua kutoa na zile nguo
MKE: anaamka na kwenda kuhakikisha anarudi na kumwambia mumewe tayari aende akalale
MUME: anaenda kulala lkn huku akijuiliza sana ni nini amfanyie huyu dada kwa ukarimu anaowafanyia hapo nyumban, kwanza anajua ni vitu gani baba anabeba akiwa safarini, ndio pekee anaemtakia safari njema na kumuombea, ndio anaefua boxer zake na kutunza vizuri, ndio anaepika chakula kitamu, ndio anaetandika kitanda chake, ndio anaejua juice gani baba anapenda, ndio anaejua kama watoto wamerudi vipi kutoka shule, vilevile ndio anaejua kama watoto wake wanaumwa ama vipi. Sasa mnafikiri baba atamzawadia nini huyu binti ambae amebakiza kujua style anazopenda baba tu, si atamfundisha ili kesho asimsumbue tena mke wake ambae kila kitu lzm amuulize dada. Akina baba hawaridhiki lkn wamama tujitahidi hata kama tunamajukumu kiasi gani
Mchana mwema wapendwa

Opened man's zip

A woman saw a man standing with his zip open,The woman said to the man ur garage is widely open,The man said to the woman then did u see my black BMW?No.!.the woman replied.,i just saw black stick and two flat tyers

Quote of the day

����Quote of the day :      A woman who rejects a man with a vision and follows a man with a television will soon watch a man with a vision on her husband's television.������

Utofaut kati ya maskini na tajiri

ETI NI KWELI? 1.Safari ya miguu kwa maskini ni  mateso ila Kwa Tajiri ni zoezi.
2 Dagaa kwa maskini ni mlo wa shida ila kwa Tajiri chakula cha kujenga mwili
3. Maskini kuwa na watoto watatu ni laana au anaogopa gharama za maisha ila kwa Tajiri mtoto mmoja ni uzazi wa mpango.
4. Neno la hekima la maskini ni makelele ila matusi ya tajiri ni utani!
5.Binti wa maskini akivaa nusu uchi ataitwa malaya, ila wa tajiri ni Miss. Haya yananichanganya sana.
    Vp waonaje!!?_??_?

Visa vya kupiga deki

Askari wameitwa kwenye nyumba ambayo kuna ugomvi. Wakafika alafu ikabidi waripoti kwa simu yale waloyakuta
Askari: mkuu tumekuja hapa tumekuta mama wa nyumba amempiga mumewe chuma cha kichwa na kumuumiza sana
Afande: kisa na mkasa gani hata akafanya hivyo
Askari: mama alikua anasafisha jikoni na kupiga deki, sasa mumewe akaingia jikoni na viatu kabla sakafu haijakauka
Afande: mushamkamata huyo mama??
Askari: hapana bado mkuu
Afande: mnangoja nini sasa??
Askari: tunangoja sakafu ikauke afande

wife

What would u do when u hv a wife and she is not faithful to u.u tried to talk to her so she can change that but she can't one day when ur at the office she took everything and left an empty house so when u come home u didn't find her or the things u decide to leave place and go to another town when ur there u got a job as a driver and they pay u good money and ur already hv another women one day ur boss told u wait here my wife is coming i want u to take her town then home before u wait a woman come in and u realise she is ur ex wife the one who stole ur things and now she is ur boss wife what would u do??��

Waswahili sis na salam zetu

Waswahili sis na salam zetu:

Abuu: Mambo vp?
Choti: Poa kaka
Abuu: Fresh lakin?
Choti: Kwema
Abuu: Mishe zinaendaje?
Choti: Mungu anasaidia.
Abuu: Familia inaendeleaje?
Choti: Poa
Abuu: Madogo vp?
Choti: Wanaendelea vizuri.
Abuu: Mama watoto je?
Choti: Ebooo!!
We mke wangu taarifa zake za nini ��??

Nusu saa nzima salamu tu kumbe ndio ulikokua unaelekea huko??
Tuheshimiane Bw. Mdogo....��

Abuu: Siohivyooo Chotii basi yaishe  ������

Choti: Sepa zako hiyo mitego naijua��

Abuu: Ohooo yameshakua haya!Basi kwa heri.

TATIZO WABONGO TUNAPENDA POROJO SANA....WE SALAM GANI DAKIKA 30!!!

Mtoto ana akili huyo

Mtoto: Mwalimu mimi nataka
nisome darasa la
nne kwani hili la3 halinifai.
Mwalimu: Kwa nini unasema
hivo?
Mtoto: Nina akili...
Basi mwalimu kamueleza mkuu
wa shule na
mkuu kaitisha interview kwa
dogo.
Maswali ni haya....
Mwalimu: Kwenye ndege kuna
matofali 20
tukitoa moja tukalidondosha
chini yatabaki
mangapi?
Dogo: Yatabaki 19.
Mwalimu: Nipe hatua za
kumuweka tembo
kwenye friji.
Dogo: Unafungua friji unamuweka
tembo kisha
unafunga.
Mwalimu: Nipe hatua za
kumuweka nyani
kwenye friji.
Dogo: Unafungua friji unamtoa
tembo
ulemuweka..unamueka nyani kisha unafunga
friji.
Mwalimu: Kuna sherehe ya siku
ya kuzaliwa
kwa simba, wanyama wote
wameenda kasoro
mmoja. Ni nani na kwa nini?
Dogo: Ni nyani kwa sababu
tumemuweka
kwenye friji.
Mwalimu: Bibi kizee amevuka
mto unaokuwaga
na mamba na viboko wakali,
aliwezaje?
Dogo: Aliweza kwani mamba na
viboko nao
walienda kwenye sherehe ya
kuzaliwa kwa
simba.
Mwalimu: Ingawa bibi kizee
alivuka mto,
baadae alikufa. Unadhani kwa
nini?
Dogo: Alidondokewa na lile tofali
tulotoa
kwenye ndege na kutupa chini.
Mwalimu mkuu: Huyu dogo
akasome chuo
kikuu ....����✋

My computer icon

An arabi officer working in HO rings�� the IT guy,
"My internet is not working properly."

IT guy:
"Ok
Double click on "My computer"

Arabi:
"I can't see ur computer��"

IT guy :
"No no
click on "My computer" on ur computer."

Arabi:
"How can I click on ur computer from my computer?"

IT guy :
"Listen
There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on ur computer. Double click on it."

Arabi:
"What  the hell��, what is your computer doing on my computer..?"

IT guy :
"Double click on ur computer."

Arabi:
"On which Icon i've to click?"

IT guy :
"My Computer"

Arabi:
"Walah habeebi......Mushkila
Tell me where is ur cabin. I'll come there and click on ur "Computer."����������
                        ����

Stop asking many questions

Hmmm Nawa For all those rich people ooo. I went to see a frend from a very rich family. The maid approached me & asked.
MAID: What would u like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: Tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea, bush tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls.
MAID: how do u want it, black or white?
ME: White. ...
MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
ME: With milk.
MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?
ME: Cow’s milk.
MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: Uhm, lemme go with d freezeland cow.
MAID: Would u like it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
ME: Sugar.
MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: Cane sugar
MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: Abeg, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water...
MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: Mineral water.
MAID: flavored or non flavored?
ME: Infact get me an empty glass!
MAID: Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: Abeg, free me, I go swallow my spit..."

Whats up

Demu: Unafanya Kazi gani?
Jamaa: Unaifahamu Whatsapp?
Demu: Hapana, nini?
Jamaa: Ni Kampuni kubwa sana duniani yenye wateja wengi sana, zaidi ya milioni 300. Sasa mimi ni Admin wa Magroup kama matano hivi pale Whatsapp.
Demu: Wow!!! Darling kumbe we mtu mzito hivyo jamani

Soma hii na mjifunzee

Soma hii na mjifunzee

  Baba John katoka  safari zake mbio mbio na kuingia ndani kwake,kamkuta mkewe kakaa mkewe akamuuliza vipi mbna leo mapema na upo na haraka hivyo,
Mume:Akajibu jiandae tuende kwenye msiba mama kafariki.
Mkee:Heeee mm siwezi kwenda kwenye msiba mpaka nitengeneze nywele siwezi kwenda na nywele chafu akaondoka kaenda saloon katengeza baadae karudi na kumuuliza mumewe
Mke:Hivi mama mkwee kwani alikuwa anaumwa nn mpk mauti inamkuta?
Mume:Mama hajafariki nimetoka kuongea nae sasaivi
Mke:Jamani ww si umeniambia nijiandae twende kwny msiba mama kafarikia au?
Mume:Ndio lakini aliefariki ni mama ako.
Mwanamke akaanza kulia na kupiga kelele na akamwambia mumewe baba fanya haraka twende niwai mazishi hawatanielewa nisipo onekana mwanamume nae akamjibu subili niende kunyoa nywele siwezi kwenda na nywele za hivi  ������

Mental Hospital

In a "Mental Hospital", a journalist asked the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a patient or not?

Doctor: Well, We'd fill a bathtub with water and give the patient a teaspoon, a glass and a bucket ask them to empty the bathtub. Depending on what they use to empty the bathtub, we would determine whether the patient was a normal person or whether to admit.

Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger so it empties faster.

Dr: "No, A normal person would pull the drain plug!! Please go to bed No.38; We will start further investigations"...

You also thought about the bucket didn't you?..... please go to bed 40�� because I am on bed 39...
Hurry up and forward there are many more free beds available...

The phone bill

The phone☎ bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss.

Dad: This is unacceptable. I don't use home phone, I use my work phone.

Mum: Me too. I hardly use home phone. I use my companies phone

Son: I use my office mobile, I never use the home phone.

All of them shocked and together looked at the maid who's patiently listening to them.

Maid: "What? So we all use our work phones. What's the Big deal??
��

Memory card

Ndugu zangu...
Tunaombeni dua zenu,muda huu kuna mtoto wa jirani amemeza memory card yenye gb 16,mpaka sasa navyowandikia msg hii amekua akiimba miziki masaa matatu mfululizo sasa,hatujui litakalo fanyika akifika kwenye folder za video!!!

WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!!

WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!! ��

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started....
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started....
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started....
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My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.'
I replied, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'
And then the fight started....
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."
So I took her to the kitchen.
And then the fight started....
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Dedicated to all married couples.. But don't send to all
I sent to my friend. He sent to his wife and then the fight started
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Mazuzu bwana, ni shida

A pastor announced, "If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left". All the men in the church moved to left except ZUZU . The pastor was amused and asked ZUZU,
Pastor -"How come ur wife can't control you?"
ZUZU quietly replied, "it's my wife who told me not to move"

Hela ikipatkana sasa, utaona status

Maneno ya kitekinologia ya kiswahili

Baada ya kusahau nywila ya kadi yangu ya  kiotomotela nikaamua kukaa mkahawani jirani na kilipo  kiotomotela na kuagiza vibanzi vikavu na sharubati baridi sana!Nikiwa nasubiri kuletewa nikafungua kipakatalishi changu na kujaribu kufungua diski mweku iliyogoma kufunguka kwa wakati huo.Nikafungua diski tepetevu na kukuta imevamiwa na mtaliga,nguvu ikaniishia nikashindwa hata kutshika wala kupalaza kisharazio.Siku yangu ikaishia hapo na nikaishia kusahau hata vibanzi na sharubati nilivyoagiza.
kiswahili  kitamu sana jamani,mmenielewa hapo?

Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life.

Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life.
Never ask for a lighter rain, just pray to God for a better umbrella. - That is the attitude!

Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship. It's not how we care in the beginning, but how much we care till the very end.

Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on what you make with them; a Wall or a Bridge? - Remember you are the architect of your life.

Search for a good heart, but don't search for a beautiful face, coz beautiful things are not always good, but good things are always beautiful.

It’s not important to hold all the good cards in life, but it’s important how well you play with the cards you hold.

Often when we lose all hope & think this is the end, remember God and pray, it’s just a bend, not the end.' -

Have faith and have a successful life.
One of the basic differences between God and humans is, God gives, gives and forgives. But the human gets, gets, gets and forgets.
Be thankful in life...

If u think it is your alarm clock that woke you up this morning, try putting it beside a dead body and you will realise that it is the Grace of God that woke you up.

If you are grateful to God, forward this to all your friends to inform them that it is JUST BY THE GRACE OF GOD that we are alive.

...Nimecheka sana, hebu cheka na wewe..

...Nimecheka sana, hebu cheka na wewe..Mtanzania, Mkenya na Mganda walikamatwa China kwa kukosa vibalì, wakaambiwa wachague adhabu ya kifo au kwenda porini kuleta matunda kumi ya aina moja kila mmoja;
Mganda akaleta machungwa akaambiwa ameze moja moja hadi yaishe bila kufumba macho, kucheka, wala kulia; akameza moja akaanza kulia, akapigwa risasi akafa.
Baada ya muda Mkenya akaja na zabibu akameza alipofika ya tisa akacheka, akauawa.
Walipofika kuzimu Mganda akamuuliza Mkenya, ulishindwa nini wakati matunda yako madogo? Mkenya akajibu, "Nilicheka kwa sababu Mtanzania alikuwa njiani anakuja na matikiti.

Njia rahisi ya kulifahamu kabila lako

Njia rahisi ya kulifahamu
kabila lako
1. Ukiona kila unapotaka kusema FANTA, unasema FANDA ujue una damu ya Kihehe

2. Ukiona kila unapotaka kusema SODA, unasema THODA ujue una damu ya Kipare

3. Ukiona kila unapotaka kusema KAFARIKI, unasema KAFWALIKI ujue una damu ya Kihaya

4. Ukiona kila unapotaka kusema CEILING BOARD, unasema SINGLIBODI ujue una damu ya Kichaga

5. Ukiona kila unapotaka kusema MTOTO, unasema NTOTO ujue una damu ya Kimakonde

6. Ukiona kila unapotaka kusema UJI, unasema UCHI ujue una damu ya Kikurya

7. Ukiona kila unapotaka kusema ANAKUJUA, unasema ANAKOJOA ujue una damu ya Kijaluo

8. Ukiona kila unapotaka kusema NYUMBA YETU, unasema NYUMBIYITU ujue una damu ya Kingoni

9. Ukiona kila unapotaka kusema CHAI YA MOTO, unasema KYAI KYA MOTO ujue una damu ya
Kinyakyusa

10. Ukiona kila unapotaka kusema TV, unasema TIWI ujue una damu Kihindi

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